Unintelligible Contagion is a media experiment conducted by The Solanaceae Artist Collective
. Don't read anything here until you've read The Society of Social Disturbance. Stop right here right on this sentence.
Yes I suppose the description on The Solanaceae Artist Collective was a bit of a cover, however we are also the type to create that brand of surrealist media abstractions, those we treat as any other film they're within Liminal Articulation in Cinema.
Everything you see here will only ever air once and then disappear. Somewhere you're not supposed to see this type of thing, somewhere you're in a dissociated TV blitz daze either half asleep at 3:00 in the morning or deeply depressed thinking why does my life allow for me to watch this channel.
We space them apart, we try our hardest to find the channels that never appeal to the same type of person, we spread them all over the planet. We never reveal anything about ourselves or our message. Hopefully as few people as possible will ever clue into somebody's doing this deliberately. Most of these have no point, no statement, when they do have a statement it's an incredibly difficult to detect statement.
Some of these will torment you in a way that is funny. Some of these will torment you in a way that is very not funny.
Yes I suppose the description on The Solanaceae Artist Collective was a bit of a cover, however we are also the type to create that brand of surrealist media abstractions, those we treat as any other film they're within Liminal Articulation in Cinema.
Everything you see here will only ever air once and then disappear. Somewhere you're not supposed to see this type of thing, somewhere you're in a dissociated TV blitz daze either half asleep at 3:00 in the morning or deeply depressed thinking why does my life allow for me to watch this channel.
We space them apart, we try our hardest to find the channels that never appeal to the same type of person, we spread them all over the planet. We never reveal anything about ourselves or our message. Hopefully as few people as possible will ever clue into somebody's doing this deliberately. Most of these have no point, no statement, when they do have a statement it's an incredibly difficult to detect statement.
Some of these will torment you in a way that is funny. Some of these will torment you in a way that is very not funny.
Aired:
In Planning: Title (by Kit Carruthers)
From now on, one in one hundred thousand fortune cookies will feature messages such as "Your neighbor is plotting to kill you." "The Mexicans next door are building a paranoid thought process." "Your neighbours go into your house and move your things."
In Planning: Title (by Kit Carruthers)
You've been watching this perfectly normal informercial about knives for over ten minutes, everything is going according to plan, you know why you tuned into this informercial and you're getting everything you wanted out of it. Then the guy accidentally cuts off his thumb and screams and cries for the remaining three or four minutes as the camera crew attempts to tend to him. I've been thinking about this one since I was a teenager. I wish I could just... Put these kinds of things all over the media for the rest of my life. Somebody needs to figure out how to make that happen.
In Planning: Title (by Kit Carruthers)
From now on, one in one hundred thousand fortune cookies will feature messages such as "Your neighbor is plotting to kill you." "The Mexicans next door are building a paranoid thought process." "Your neighbours go into your house and move your things."
In Planning: Title (by Kit Carruthers)
You've been watching this perfectly normal informercial about knives for over ten minutes, everything is going according to plan, you know why you tuned into this informercial and you're getting everything you wanted out of it. Then the guy accidentally cuts off his thumb and screams and cries for the remaining three or four minutes as the camera crew attempts to tend to him. I've been thinking about this one since I was a teenager. I wish I could just... Put these kinds of things all over the media for the rest of my life. Somebody needs to figure out how to make that happen.